Thursday, February 4, 2010

Girl Scout Cookies Color Pages What Are Some Good Thoughts To Ponder/words Of Wisdom?(If 7-11 Is Open 24/7/365, Why Do They Have Locks On Doo

What are some good thoughts to ponder/words of wisdom?(If 7-11 is open 24/7/365, why do they have locks on doo - girl scout cookies color pages

"If Barbie is so popular, why did you buy all your friends?
"When companies ship Styrofoam, what package?
"If you choke a Smurf, what color do it?
When tasting dog food is new and improved, the tests?
- Why not put Braille on drive-up ATM?
"If a cat always lands on its feet and from countries of butter toast always what happens when a piece of toast with a cat back?
Why is bra singular and panties plural?
"If the product says: Do not use" if seal is broken, how are you
to open and use?
"If the cookie peanut butter from peanut butter, what is done
Girl Scout cookies made?
When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
"What was the first person to draw the spirit of a cow's udder?
Why call it "take" a shock if you see something behind it? (Should not a hint?)
"If there is no God, who is the next Kleenex in the box is it?

9 comments:

It's Me! said...

When olive oil from olive and vegetable oil is made from vegetables is ... What is baby oil made?

5ladderj... said...

Well. Who's there? George Carlin? Sounds like George Carlin.

bugmagne... said...

What are some good Oxymoron? "And the military intelligence services, prawns, Microsoft Works

Bethie said...

Unfortunately, I do not know the answer, my friend, but I thank you for much-needed lunch Clock laugh!

legendar... said...

Why not tell a refrigerator .. if your standing
Welding sweating like a pig ..... Pigs whose
Why do we say glued to the TV .. if only
-squeel like a pig .... snort
means ... and all the legs are not pants
Why do they call a bathroom a head ... should not be a smoking room

rmbates2... said...

Thank you! You made me laugh til I snort!

Note the legendary * COOL: Pigs usually snort, cry, however, when fear.

Pale Rider said...

"If a smart bomb blast was so damn smart too would be really hard when she fell into a war zone?

"And I replied to all those who are working the night shift and stopped at Walmart after work somthing to attest to this: Why in the world is Wal-Mart at 4 seems to include Monty Python Ministry of Silly Walks?

Velegori said...

If Wal-Mart is always lower prices, how come nothing is available?

Cody N said...

Why a pair of jeans?

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